Howdy, stranger.
Now, I bet you’ve bored yourself to death reading bios before. No finger-pointing here, it’s just that sometimes they’re a bit too, dunno, engineered. Let me try something different: I’m gonna throw in some keywords about myself and you may fill in the gaps as you see fit. Like trimming the fat, in a way. And the sugarcoating. And the third person yada-yada.
Copywriter, creative director, strategist, teacher, product design, offline, digital, Hyper-Island, CHINA, FCB, TBWA, Fjord, Razorfish, Publicis, Gyro:, Binalogue, The&Partnership, Wysiwyg*, Miami ad-school, global, Madrid, Barcelona, Lisbon, Paris, London, Zurich, Hamburg, Kiev, New York, Portland, Seagram’s Gin, Movistar, Adolfo Domínguez, Mercedes-Benz, MINI, Nivea, La Quiniela, HP, Kraft Foods, Microsoft, Banco Santander, McDonald’s, Paramount Channel, Nike, Coca-Cola, Cervezas Alhambra, Cannes x2, Caples x1, Eurobest x1, FWA x1, Contagious x2, El Ojo x12, c de c (Spanish creative club) x10, El Sol x7, Effies x1, Laus x6, Inspirational x5.
But, you say. I don’t know a damn about you, you say. Life doesn’t start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit, you say. Hold up, Walter, I say. This keyword-dropping thing also works with personal stuff.